STONEWALL JACKSON - ALL'S FAIR IN LOVE 'N' WAR (1966)

Don't be afraid of this Confederate-loving country boy - he's 'armless! 

No, seriously, wtf happened to his arm?

N.B. This LP is one of those rare cases where the later pressing with added band-aid and smooch overlay is infinitely more collectible than the original pressing. And by that I mean it'll set you back $1 instead of 50 cents. 

BOOOORING!!

DA BRAT - UNRESTRICTED (2000)

Catch me shower-stylin' in my self-suit...

RIOT - ROCK CITY (1977)

Nothing says "heavy metal" like a purple humanoid seal caressing a battle-axe in front of a dead yellow Martian skinhead flashing some sideboob and an artfully awfully airbrushed burning metropolis that looks more like fungal growth. This cover is so bad it's good again.