REO SPEEDWAGON - YOU CAN TUNE A PIANO BUT YOU CAN'T TUNA FISH (1978)

You can't think of anything better, but you can stick a tuning fork in a dead fish.

NAJEE - SHARE MY WORLD (1994)

Fun-loving metaphysical overlord seeks open-minded celestial being to "share my world". It's great down here. People will give you money just for blowing your gas into metal tubes and buttoning your shirt all the way up. Must be DDF, DTF and into D&D. 420 ok. $300 firm o.b.o.